I did that thing

Instead of a review, and because my better reviews seem to get deleted, I wrote an Amazon “So you’d like to…” guide, called “So you’d like to figure out how to do that thing.“

It’s very useful if you ever wanted to get started on doing that thing.

So you’d like to…Figure Out How to Do That Thing
A guide by Noni (Seattle, WA USA)

Congratulations on deciding to do this thing! First thing’s first. I assume you’ve already got one of these here spatulas OXO Good Grips Flexible Spatula, because protection is always important. Second, I’m going to need you to put on one of these Sparco Long Reach Stapler in case the thing snaps back into the catch. Now, some people say this is optional, but I’ve found that using some of this Chanel Anti Cernes Quick Cover Roselight in between you fingers is crucial to avoiding splashback.

That covered, let’s get to the procedure. Start out with a tape rewinder Ambico VHS Rewinder and rip out the motor. Keep the other parts for later, except for the tubing which you should attach to the framus on one side and this holster Deluxe Airsoft Tactical Leg Holster on the other. Now, slide the motor into the J-socket of a 402 plumb drive, which you can’t get at Amazon. Then take the whole assembly and put it in a zip-lock or three Ziploc Sandwich Bags – 50 Per Ct, 12 Per Case. Fill the bag with a 2:3 solution of a low-smoke olive oil Bertolli Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Super Value Size, 51-Ounce Bottle and a saturated lactose syrup made from this Lactose Milk Sugar by NOW Foods – (1 lbs). Now set that aside and cross-wire a TO 220 voltage regulator to sump pump of at least 0.1 peak horsepower. You want the bag assembly to sit in a decent-sized bucket Bucket Boss Brand 10002 5-Gallon Bucket.

Important! Don’t degauss the pump clip monitor yet!

Alright, now take a breather and stick the bucket into a subzero freezer. Insert that tubing you kept after it’s just a bit slushy. Now add 12 ounces of baking soda Pure Baking Soda and fill with any sort of mygo liquid base up to about 3 inches from the top. Glue and crimp the tube to the pump clip, degauss it, and drop it in. Back in the freezer it goes, and you’d be best to salt it as well: Sea Salt, 2 lb.

About a week later, remove the assembly and mark four edges with a sharpie Sharpie Ultra Fine Assorted 24 pack. That’s top, bottom, DO and DS in order. In that same order, punch a cylinder about an inch deep Lisle 23500 2″ to 7″ Glaze Breaker Engine Cylinder Hone. Then seal Thermaltake Mobile Fan II External USB Cooling Fan – Us PC fans into each hole and cover with sealant Elastomeric Penetrating Sealant By Rule (6755-6403961) – Clear: Clear – 3 Oz: 3 Oz – Pack: Tube, leaving the USB wires dangling. Now fetch an inverter Virtual Reality Sound Labs Mod Pod Wireless 4 in 1 Power Inverter and FM Transmitter and a battery capable of 18 watts at 8mhz with a fourier transform. Baker Inc sells a nice model for $60.

Alright, well that’s part 1 of the subassembly. See parts 2-8 in their respective guides.