TAKE 2

Now that I know what Jay’s camera does and doesn’t do…

Lazy Saturday + Camera = Terror

Someday when one of us runs for a political office, these images will haunt us.

A hairy tale

Once upon a time we had a carpet made of lambs wool. This crappy carpet would shed like a mangy dog while somehow having a magical, everlasting supply of loose hair. In any case, we got rid of the carpet and made sandwiches from the remains thinking that it might somehow taste like lamb chops.

It didn’t…

This is a square meal, even though everything is round. We built it using the food pyramid. I can’t think of any other shape-related food puns.

Click for large view of this healthy, healthy meal

I am very serious about the task set before me.

It’s like a McDonald’s ad, only less gross. I’M LOVIN IT™

Pan fried in black pepper and then covered in a citrus/cilantro cuban mole sauce, this burger is a fine example of affordable elegance. You can just see the pleasure my mouth is experiencing in this photo:

Ah yes. The garnish of staples and dirt. This burger has a surprise in every bite.

Jay just couldn’t wait to get out from behind the camera and experience his wondrous culinary creation.

Jay is fully on his way to Flavor Town. Population: 1.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, JAY???

This much flavor just can’t be contained in your mouth. You don’t own the furburger, you rent it.

Fin.